Looking For The Perfect Alarm Clock
Do you wake up in the morning with no trouble? Maybe you pop up out of bed and are ready to face the day. If so, you are a rare specimen, indeed. Most people have great difficulty with the act of getting up in the morning. In fact, it can be a very painful experience. By employing your imagination, you can come up with unique solutions to that problem.
You are fast asleep in your room. Beautiful dreams invade your subconscious universe. Nothing can possibly go wrong. All of a sudden your dream world is invaded by the sound of a Mcculloch chainsaw. It has started and is running in close proximity to you. This is the chainsaw alarm clock. It employees a timer circuit, connected to a chainsaw of your choice. A mere CD recording of a chainsaw may not be sufficient. This alarm gives you the noise and the danger of a chainsaw in your bedroom. This can be good motivation for getting up.
Here is another scenario. It is 6:00 am as you gently slumber. There is a soft clicking noise. Your coffee machine comes on. The fresh brew slowly travels from your machine, to a series of surgical tubes. It finally makes it to your bed. You lie there with an IV attachment in your arm. As the coffee slowly fills you system, you begin to stir. You open your eyes and realize that you are awake. This silent alarm has started your day off quietly. This is good, if you do not wish to awaken anyone else in your bedroom.
Have you ever been awakened by someone cleaning? Perhaps someday you can program your Dyson upright vacuum cleaner. It will start its daily cleaning, when it is time for you to awaken. You will need to make sure that it runs into things and makes as much noise as possible. This touch of realism may be just what you need.
How about the ever popular baby alarm clock? No one can resist the sound of an infant screaming. It will not be difficult to connect your DVD player to a timer. This may work better on women, however. Many males are likely to reach over, nudge their wives, and return to sleep. You may need to add the aroma of a freshly soiled diaper. This may give it universal appeal.
Who does not appreciate an all-time classic, the toaster bed of the future? This alarm/bed pops up like toasted bread, in the mornings. You will up in record time. This may not be appropriate for a loft bed with desk situation, for example. However, if you use your imagination, it can be modified.
Summary
If you have trouble in the morning, do not worry. Most people have a hard time getting up. Buy an alarm that you cannot tolerate. Hopefully the sound will make your skin crawl. You do not want to be able to hit the snooze bar, either. Place the alarm a ways from your bed. It will still hurt, but you will be able to get up.